It's what Chuck Norris would do.

Yo Stacy, Firstly, I would thank you for your long letter. I had to get Condie to come and read it to me. There are sooo many syllabubbles that it kinda confusing... You are obviously not a product of the american school system, as Condie says that you are using hard words, its not american and it appears to be English.... Anyway if I get stuck, I'll ask my euro bitch Tony Liar to help me on the nice red phone he has... Anyway, as you know, I am God's chosen representative here to save us all/fuck everyone over (please delete where appropriate) I have had a word with god and I am answering your questions personally: 1) You can't own Colonials, they belong to the British Empire... Besides, you ARE a colonial yourself. So technically, Canadians could take you as a slave... Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings there... Condie, help me, I'm choking on a Pretzel!! 2)Its a free market economy. So long as she is not white, its perfectly acceptable to...