Why is Marilyn Manson making petitions on this site?

Isn't it obvious? The petition creator is really a liberal democrat and he's being sarcastic and mocking Republicans and Bible Bashers. This line gave me a clue. "I’ve been making love to my wife for twenty years and I still usually fail to produce climax on either of our parts so ‘NUFF SAID."

You aren't funny

Why don't you, sit right back, and I, I may tell you, a tale. A tale of three, little pigs, and a BIG, BAD, WOLFFF. Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hick. He spent most of his days, just a dreamin of the city. And then one day, he bought a guitar. He moved to Hollywood, to become a star. But, living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city. Built his house out of straw, what a pity. And then one day, jammin on some chords, along came the wolf, knocking on his door. Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!! Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in. Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. Huffin, puffin, blow your house in. Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!! Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked. He spent most of his day just in ganja smokin. Huffin and a puffin down on Veni...

who the Fuck are these people to think they can pretend to be me online and get away with it? i will spite them to hell.

The least worst is Green Day. This does not mean they have any talent but Good Charlotte copied Green Day so that's the only reason that the shit known as Green Day are higher.

Green Day and Simple Plan aren't pop-punk, they are pop-rock. The Ramones is pop-punk. Either way, punk sucks. The Sex Pistols were all about shock value as was G.G. Allin. No one knows G.G. Allin for his shitty music, just for what he did on stage. The Exploited is talentless shit too. Punk is about listening to the most shit music imaginable. Punk bands don't even try composing or creating music, just get on stage and play random chords. The songs notes are different every time but no one notices because punk fans are idiots.

Can you honestly compare Billie Joe Armstron to Ludwig Van Beethoven? One is the greatest composer alive is an immature amatuer with music that retarded 12 year old girls little to.

I would have seen a monkey in office whether than John Kerry but now that has happened I'm beginning to have second thoughts.

Emerson, Lake and Palmer helped change the music world for the better until crap like the Ramones ruined all their good work.