Please!!!!

It's money for you guys!!!

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Hey slut! Want to hook up and rub snatch? I got my fucked up dog to join in, along with some friends I met on my T-Mobile guest list...

LINDSAY LOHAN IS SO PATHETIC! SHE IS SO ANNOREXIC AND HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE A RAT TAIL! SHE ALSO CAN'T SING AND LOOKS REALLY WASHED OUT! I HATE HER.

i love joel. this one time he invited me to the back alley and we had sex. i wonder why he put that paper bag over my head..? anywhos, im a slut and ill never get with him again because he always rejects me. besides, i think lindsay lohan is better for him and she has perfect boobs. mine are very small, so i have to stuff them.

shes rich and famous and you're not. dont be jealous

i have sexy pink pony action, yes? perhaps, put it up bum? me thinks is very good idea

this show is so funny DONT CANCEL IT!!!

Uhm.... PLEASE GET A LIFE, you simpletons! IT'S A FRIGGING BOOK ROMANCE! You guys have no frigging say in how JK's story turns out, and the fact that you'd waste your time petitioning for an unrealistic and just plain disturbing relationship is mental as hell. Yours truly, ChainLink2000