Kalan Porter Sucks
KALAN PORTER LOOKS LIKE A HOBBIT. Maybe some of you have a hobbit fetish, but as far as human beings go, he is not not. He's like a muppet with a mop on his head. I swear to god, if they put a shiny jacket on a donkey and stuck a microphone in his ass you'd crap yourselves over him. hee-haw.