Everybody should die. Everybody. That is, except for Chuck Norris, Rambo, and myself because we're all incredible badasses. Some women may survive, but they will not be granted any rights in the "new World". Must be skilled in cooking, massaging, and fallatio. Inquire within.

The only thing better than a cat in a glass is a dead cat, which is why I eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

As a young man in his 20's, I think it's ludicrous that I can't have sex with a hot and willing 15 year old. Anyone with a libido can see that 15 year olds are way hotter than they were when I was 15. Make love, not lawsuits!

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The last thing we need is bears thinking they have the freedom to walk around our national parks without their bow ties. Animal indecencies should not be tolerated.

Emo kids should all be fed to lions. The only feelings guys should show is anger, rage, and sex. Sex is a feeling now because I said it is. I eat my Emo kids with Cayenne Pepper sauce and garlic.

Cats are like gays, fat people and Oprah, they serve no purpose on this Earth. Daniel is a damn fairy for starting this petition, and should be eaten along with every cat he wants to save.

The Blues are finding out what years of poor farm management will do in the long run. Yes, mad props to Keith Tkachuk (who's name you spelled incorrectly) because it took 2 very talented young players to bring him here. Either of which, Nagy and Handzus, would have been more productive than Keith "Houdini" Tkachuk in the playoffs. Tkachuk is a poor skater who doesn't respect his team or the sport enough to keep himself in shape during a lock-out, despite being the 2nd highest paid player in the league and having contractual obligations to maintain a specific weight. He should've been the first guy cast off that team, not Pronger. Go Chicago Blackhawks and Tuomo Ruutu, Brent Seabrook, Corey Crawford, Duncan Keith, Rene Bourque and the rest of the young guns who are gonna make us far better than the Blues in the next 3 years.

The fact that you're underage makes you very intriguing. I refuse to rate, because that's shallow, but I would risk a prison sentence to bang you.

Who the hell cares about talent. Hilary looks like a horse now. Give me Raven's hot black ass under my satin sheets anyday!