Kari, you have a special brand of feminism. But I'd hate to be on the recieving end of your wrath!

Tom Dinadis, all the signs are aligned, and still you deny your true destiny. You could have a pivotal, role in the most kick-ass documentry of all time! Tom, you must step up and accept your destiny..YOU ARE MARIO!!! Besides watching you be Mario would be infinitely cooler than watching you beam out of a phone booth to the mother ship. Although, I'm not saying it doesn't happen on a regular basis. But come on, chances like these do not come along every day, its your DESTINY!!!