Face it, people. I'm dead and I'm not coming back. Oh, and btw... it's spelled "economy," you illiterate chimp.

I like Hermione because in my fanfic she takes it up the butt. w00t!

Ashlee Simpson is useless, but she has a hot rack. I'd do her in the butt.

Are you "EmSon" and "Brangelina" and "Bennifer" people aware of just how ****ing retarded you sound? Seriously. Stop it before I have to start punching you all in the face.

I would put my weiner in her butt.

I was wondering how long it would be before one of you mouth-breathers chimed in with "Hate the deed, blah blah blah!" and damned if Taco McSpaniard down there didn't do it on post numero UNO! You guys are awesome! You keep me laughing all day - even at work, when I'm gassing your demonic little beasts and carting their bodies to the incinerator. Keep raising 'em, folks! You keep me in business!

If those emo boys are so sensitive and open and bi, then why do you never see them sucking a cock, huh? You stupid emo girls are so goddamned gullible...

I certainly do enjoy the sodomy! Who'd like to ravage my bumhole? Step up, chaps. Don't be shy.

Avril. She's tough and scrappy, and from what I hear she really likes the occasional backdoor delivery... if you get my meaning.

Ciara put her weiner in my bootyhole!