Come on guys. The fate of the world is at stake and all you think about are relationships? If I get it my way, there will be no one left to ship at the end of Book 7. But then again... it's still a children's book.

Allright. I thought you were serious, when I read your "Ultimate Betrayal" petition, and I thought: OK then, another delusional shipper. Then I read the petitions about the Harry/Hermione Actors and I thought: Wow, this guy is even more delusional, than I thought. But this is ridiculous and I compliment you on pulling off a great joke.