Elijah, you are right about trans fats. The have many negative health effects. In fact, trans fats are not really foods, but food stablizing chemicals -- and they are toxic. There are many intelligent people who agree with you, including professors at Harvard. I'm sorry to see the first person who signed your petition [with obsenities] was an idiot -- I hope that this signature can be removed. Unlike that person, I appreciate your effort to make the world a better and healthier place. - Brad -

Yes! Make sure that morons like Holly and Matt can kill themselves with unhealthy eating choices. Clear the planet of idiots like this. Give them their Oreos with toxic non-foods inside. I will also support their petition to have a giant feeding tube crammed into their gaping pie-holes -- which appears to be the next logical step for them.