Petition Against Online Petitions
I figured there'd be an anti-petition petition. Okay, here's how it works: important issues should be handled with real petitions. Stupid useless topics, this petition included, should be kept online where they can easily be ignored. I mean, come on, I'd rather not turn on the news and see a report about some guy going door to door asking people to sign a petition about who likes cheese... There actually is one of those on here... Actually, now that I think about it, it would be really funny to turn on the news and see that. The people who make all of these stupid petitions should take their petitions to the street so that I can constantly be entertained as I'm approached by people proposing the stupidest petitions ever.