We Want Yao for Hagrid!
So... the only way Yao Ming is a better Hagrid than Robby Coltrane is he's TALLER?
Yes! A tall skinny Aisan basketball player is the BEST actor for Rubeus Hagrid, because he's TALLER than the current one! GREAT IDEA!
What else? Oh, I know, let's get SHAQUIL O'NEAL to play DEAN THOMAS! He may not be like in the books, but he fits because he's THE CORRECT SKIN COLOR!
And no, I'm not racist. It's just... Yao has ONE merit for Hagrid. He's tall. Verus Robby Coltrane, who's somewhat tall, but has the right accent, he's played Hagrid for FOUR MOVIES, and he SHOULD have being Hagrid down pat. Yao could PROBABLY be an actor, just... not Harid.