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A legalization of public masturbation fo...
kick-ass!hobos are agents of truth.when has a hobo done you wrong? let me tell u a story.once,a young girl was walking home late at night when she stumbled upon a dark alley.she prayed for protection.as she was walking,there was a creepy dude standing in the corner,but he just glanced at her.the next girl to walk by about 45 minutes later was raed and killed.when the creepy dude was arrested,the girl asked him why he didnt get her.he said "u had 2 hobos with you".therefore,they should do what they want.if you saw an angel jerkin his gerkin in public,would you yell?o,and who ever is cliing themselves "A" ,quitit.
Abolish military draft for good!
seth eastman,i hear you man.i personally dont agree with the reasons for going to war,but you guys arent slackers.u dudes kick some serious ass!but,i do not at all codone the draft.people have a choice on whether or not they want to be a political pawn.seth man,your beliefs are yours,and thats cool,but even though u guys work hard n shit,that doesnt justify the actions of the gov't.but yeah,screw the draft.
GAMECUBE SUCKS
gamecube is the console that uptight soccermoms buy for their little timmy because they dont like anything rated higher than T.i mean yeah mario was cool in the 80s,but now theres like super-ass-mario mega-smash-party soccer-ass-tennis64
Ban Scarface shirts in school!
wow.your extremely queer.violence can be tolerated to a point.okay,so it promotes violence.but honestly,its a movie! those who play san andreas dont go out and shoot every one they see.if fake violence influences them to be violent,then it is their own fault that they can be influenced like that.u need to honestly think about human nature.
(Mothers Against Hard Rock) Foundation
dont even freaken get me started.maybe their kids wouldnt listen to rock if theyd stop bitching for once.im tracking down these soccermoms and giving them a "talking to"
ANIMAL LOVERS HELP STOP BONSAI KITTEN
under federal law,as long as the dumbass who runs bonsai kitten isn't send in emails to an unwilling audience or doing any actual harm to the kitties,he is legally allowed to operate his website.this dumbass was a student at M.I.T. who was high enough to think this shit was funny.we shouldn't worry too much, cuz hes a moron,so he'll do somthing stupid,and then suffer in hell.
Dear Mr. President
his views on the topic?his views are"well,im not gonna be alive when the ozone is completely gone,so why should I care?I just want the oil!" the reason dubya hasnt put too much emphasis on this crisis is because he honestly could care less.its not in his plan.anyone who wants details on his plan can talk to me. republicans_n_guns @yahoo.com
A SOCIAL STATEMENT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPL...
I completely support this petition 100%.So many aspects of this nation have been so twisted and corrupted,you'd never know what our forefathers fought for.Coporate America is slowly draining the average citzen of their money,morals,and individuality.As I'm sure you're aware of, Citizen Mole,Corporate America and The Media are one.They have spread their influence with tools such as entertainment tonight(which makes people believe just because you were in a movie with Tom Cruise you are superior).Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch(clothing lines that want everyone in their "young demographic" to look alike and have no way of letting their beliefs and personality out).The Media uses Mtv to make it seem as if the music that they play is the only music that should be played.The popular Disney Channel movie "High School Musical" makes it seem as though the point of the movie is to "break free of the mold of society" which it should be doing.Inste...
ban skateboarding
Ban skating?on what grounds,and under who's authority?Yours?ooh,im trembling.I hate the emo mentality,but do i think they should all be killed?no.i hate hollister's idea of conformity, but do i think they should shut down?no. u cant just plain hate something with no backup.im guessing(just guessing) that you hate skaters because of their mentality.if so ,hate them,not their skateboards.a piece of wood with wheels cant honestly build that much hate in you.its not the activity u hate,its those who take part in it.thats like hating a gun. a gun cant just get up and kill some one,it has to be manipulated by a human.think about what is the real reason for your anger and get back to me.
ForThe Parents of Amanda and Kylie to l...
hey nikki,you make it sound like parents own their children.sure,they made them,but that doesnt mean they can tell them what to look like.Haven't you ever heard of individuality?Back in 1776,did we do what the british told us?no,because it was pointless to tax tea&such,and its pointless to cover-up a peson's character with parentally approved haircuts&clothes.people like you,nikki,are the reason that teens rebel!the more you guys try to control,the less you have.im sure amanda and kyle's parents want whats best for their children,but their version of "the best"might be what corporations like Hollister and Disney say is the best.it's your body,and its yours to alter as you see fit,as long as its not harmful.(although thats what pro-abortionists say,even though instead of killing a baby you can just put him/her up for adoption,but thats another story)

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