Top 10 reasons to HATE Green Day 10. They suck. 9. They suck ass. 8. They suck smelly ass. 7. They suck smelly, crusty ass. 6. They suck smelly, crusty ass with bits of corn in it. 5. It might be more fun to eat your own intestines than listen to them. 4. They claim the music they play is punk rock, but it is really better described as a lot of crap. 3. My mum likes them, because she likes bands that suck. 2. What self respecting guy would wear eyeliner? And the #1 reason to HATE Green Day