We Want Samuel L Jackson as Snape!
Okay at first i thought this was a joke. Jackson's a good actor, I'll admit. But Snape is clearly described s PALE and SALLOW a million times. Jackon is simply not pale and sallow. He's black! I think even he would laugh at this. Come on! Jackson's also American, and JKR wants only Britih actors! Otter, you need to get your brain checked, 'k, honey?