"I'm John "Long Devil" Forbes "fucktard" Kerry and I actually approved of this message before I opposed it." I supported this petition,BEFORE I opposed it.Therefore I support this petition. Hey let's talk about Vietnam or something even less relevent like the civilwar! Me and John Edwards have beatiful shiney hair.Therefore we deserve to win. Look I'm playing a guitar.I'm like Bill Clinton now.Bill played the saxophone and that seemed to work for him.So maybe if I hold a guitar it'll work for me too. Did I mention that I married into Ketchup? Hell yeah,I struck it rich! I was actually in skull & bones with Bush and Howard Dean BEFORE I graduated. I actually fought against the viet kong but at the same time I supported ACTUALLY them. Damn I'm smart. My hair is lovely. The secret is to comb Heinz Ketchup through it every evening before bedtime. ANYWAYS, Us Democrats are so sup...