++**A>>>>THIS IS A PETITION AGAINST WHOM...
I know both the real Bob and the fake Bob. Both are wankers. Both Bobs are shunned by the general populace. Their behaviour is unacceptable in a free society. We recommend that both Bobs, Real Bob and Fake Bob, be banished to a distant penal colony, perhaps Australia.
Regards,
Tony Blair
British Prime Minister
(and not a bad guy for a Labour)