A widely known bear-fact - a bear-fact is, by definition, lies spread by bear insurgents placed inside our government (Democrats) - is that bears are 'fuzzy.' Well, sister, you just keep hugging that 'fuzzy' plush doll and when the black rain starts to fall and a grizzly drops down your chimney instead of a family-friendly, fat, elf-Jesus, you'll be nice and protected, won't you? NO! Sign this petition, and help end the War on Bearror as quickly as possible.