Divorce Kevin
Hey Federfart, you are in the thesaurus, under "LEECH"... check it out:
barnacle, bloodsucker, bootlicker, dependant, flunky, follower, freeloader, heeler, lackey, leech, lounge lizard, minion, nuisance, parasite, satellite, sponge, sponger, sycophant, truckler
bacteria, barnacle, beat, bloodsucker, bootlicker, brownie, brownnose, deadbeat, dependent, flunky, freeloader, fungus, gremlin, groupie, hanger-on, hose, idler, lackey, laze, leaner, leech, lounge lizard, scrounger, sideman, slave, sponge, sponger, stooge, sucker, sycophant, taker,