Abbey sounds like an Angry militant Lesbian. I bet her sister had huge B.o.o.b.s and she's flat. Stop being so jealous of hot chicks and live your life. Yes rat dogs are ugly, but Teacup yorkies look like baby ewoks. Your golden retriever is a bull in a China shop, you can't take that into a restaurant, it might bite somone. Your "loveable" rabid beast could spaz out, you don't know. But little 2 pound Wicket, sleeping in a purse...who's he gonna bite?? M.O.R.O.N.S Go back to work, or pay attention in class. Either way S.T.F.U!