24 Hours in a homeless person's life: wake up at 3:00AM. Collect bottles, cans and precious metals till the Recycling Centers open around 9:00AM. Walk away with about 45 dollars. Go buy cigarettes and booze and grab a joint from the guy on the corner that sells them everyday. Pan handle all the older people claiming that you have had hard times and JUST lost your job(lies). Go to park in downtown areas. Wait till noon when stupid do-gooders bring in a wonderful lunch. Eat lunch and throw all the paper plates and napkins and packaging on the ground. Make the city hire maintenance people to clean up your mess. Play grab ass with the female (or male) homeless people in park till gets dark. Get so drunk and high then stagger over to your personal cardboard box and pass out till 3:00AM and start day over and over and over and over. Only in America!