Beep~! BEEP! BEEP! I'm a LITTLE AIRPLANE!!! OoooH, the joys of moving around, pretending to BE AN AEREONAUTIC VEHICLE!!! And I'm A LITTLE KID FOREVER!!! It's true! I will always be child-like, and no one can force me to become a straight-laced, unimaginative drone!!! THOSE TYPES HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER AND JUST RUIN THE LIVES OF PEOPLE LIKE ME!!! GO AWAY!!! NOW!!! And never return!! UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE A WORLD OF PURE PAIN!!! Uh-oh... I'm being bold! I LIKE POO POO! In all shapes and siiiiiiiizes and SMELLS!! SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE DOO DOO!!! Won't people just like me AS I AM??? My tummy hurts... DON'T KNOW WHY! It just does! Neener neener neener!! I DON'T WANT TO BE HARASSED BY IMPERSONAToRS ANY MORE!!! Asperger's is COOL!! I'm not VIOLENT ALL THE TIMES NEITHER!!! Only sometimes... WHEN PEOPLE WON'T STOP WITH CERTAIN THINGS!!! AHH!!! *places hands over ears and rocks back and forth* But I AM ALL COOLIES now!! I have SOMETHING PROBABLY RESEMBLING POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISO...