What do you call a chav with half a brain? Gifted! I hate chavs bad for me I\'m stuck in a house that has chavs living nextdoor on both sides its horrible they throw rubbish into my garden, stand outside the house drinking and spitting, playing loud music, climbing over the wall into my garden, carve their names into my front door, leaving chewing gum on the front pavement and not long ago had a big bonfire in their yard which could have easily gone wrong since we live in terrace houses.