LOL... This is a joke, right? You're trying to be "funny", right? I certainly hope so, because nobody burns in hell for having a crappy sense of humor. On the other hand, people DO burn in hell for being ignorant, people-hating, bigoted, two-headed-no-brained morons. At least in Emolihell they do.

Reality TV is exactly the kind of brain-fodder that the ignorant masses want: it's easy to understand, completely straightforward, and full of obscenity in all forms. By being stupid, and then watching stupid shows, and sharing the stupid shows with your stupid friends, you enter a vicious cycle of stupidity that can not be ended until people TURN OFF THEIR DAMN TELEVISIONS. If all television has to offer is crap, then we all should go out and enlighten ourselves with the non-crappy things life has to offer. Only when television has cast off its layers of blandness will its true capability of being enlightening and educational shine through.

"Charlotte an hannah" are a pair of wanking bulb-heads. Yeah, go Homer, whatever- I was going to say something along the lines of that before I read the vile piece of crap comment "Charlotte an hannah" gave. Now I'm mad! RRAWR!

Well, ACTUALLY, there really aren't any pro-Swan or anti-Family Guy petitions out there. There is no logical way one could assume petitions such as those would do anything other than promote shows such as Family Guy, and show a that a public consensus has grown- AGAINST mere fodder such as the latest installment of Big Brother and The Swan. I suppose, then, that you are illogical. Not only that, you keep wandering off subject, and have a limited grasp of the usage of sayings: It's actually, "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has them, and they all stink." You have no more right than anybody else, regardless of age, to use this PUBLIC space on the internet. If anybody's screwing something up, it's you.

Way to not really address your issue AT ALL. You think people will sign a petition with no actual support or reasoning, or even explanation? Nope.

When Reality television and sitcoms die off, cleverness and wit and intellect will still live on. Don't get rid of a good thing.

Yes, there are plenty of reasons why girls (or boys) should keep their clothes on. One of those reasons has to do with the fact that it's SCHOOL, and you're obligated to do as they say. If you have any beef with that, quit school and take up a career in prostitution- because, hey, you already have an appropriate wardrobe.

Ha ha. And while we're at it, let's ban breathing and eating.

*Ahem* Get a life. Realize that school is not there to -please- you, or to conform to your every whining command. You're there to learn. We're going to be the ruling generation someday soon, and maybe then when you're still working at McDonalds, and I'm the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, you'll wish you'd actually STUDIED in school instead of bitching about what you could and couldn't wear.

At least we humans can TYPE COHERENTLY. There's nothing I hate more than an illiterate boob of an alien. Go back to where you came from, tardass.