No we're not dumb, I mean, look at me! I'm blonde and have just completed a computing course (hence the letters after my name!) and now I earn £40,000 per year (for starters) Yippee!!

It looks like Laura is signing her own death warrant here! Chavs are nothing but lazy workshy tossers who limp about in gangs with their bottles of donkey piss thinking they are 'feckin ard'! I propose that we have a public burberry baseball cap burning and all chavettes to be sterilised by the time they reach age 12, cos thats when they start becoming active!!! Twats!

Slipknot?? Dont make me laugh! What the fuck is all that about? Masks? What a bunch of absolute WANKERS! All they do is 'play' instruments badly and then shout over the top of them!! No wonder you lot cant grasp the sound of real music cos you're all a bunch of fuckin no brainers that need to crawl back up the asses of the dead rotten skunks that created you!!

Low fat lemon coke for me! Pepsi max in dire emergency only! Number 6 must have had someone take the piss out of him! Sad case!

Over here in the UK we have Lynx. Axe is the name for it everywhere else. Thing is we can buy Axe from a shop called 'Poundland' for... you've guessed it £1 whereas if we buy lynx we pay more... Same stuff though!

You sad strange little man. Do you commit beastiality? It sounds very much like you do on a regular basis! You should be hung very high along with the rest of your small minded in-bred cousins

My sons computer died a death and I cant afford to buy a new one for Christmas