Ack! I went to the link from poster #1.

Someone start "chatting" about the Christian god and his son. I want to see what kind of insanity developes.

Bah, what's wrong with you people? A law!? I mean, it'd be nice if there was an unspoken curtesy among drivers to allow a funeral procession to pass, like making the left lane the fast lane, but you can't make it a law. Ideally, the role of a government should be to protect and provide for its people. This idea is quaint, but it doesn't belong on the books.

I already did this. See www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/funeral for MY complete details.

My thoughts are: Beer and hard tortilla shells are better than Corn Flakes and water, but I still need to go shopping.

Janis Joplin is right. What the hell are you talking about, Redner? Liberals are about the furthest thing from being tight-assed. Did you mean conservative? And why would we exile anyone to the land of tentacle rape? That's just cruel.

Man, I'm drunk. I want to stab this petition with a screwdriver. I wish I could sleep. Becky, I've never seen anyone end a sentence with a period AND an exclamation point. How did you do that? The period is on one side of the keyboard, the exclamation point is all the way over on the other side.

If 6 out of 10 Austrailians... wait, that doesn't add up.

Hahahahahaha!

Bob Saget once pulled up along side me in his Daewoo while I was walking down the street. I recognized him right away, and he was real nice at first. He told me how his dog jumped the fence of his backyard and was lost, and if I helped him find him I'd be rewarded with candy and other sweet prizes. When I got in the car I noticed he looked kinda funny all dressed in Spandex, as he was, but he said he just got back from the gym. Then I asked how he knew his dog jumped the fence of his yard if he hadn't even been home yet. That's when he started getting all sweaty and nervous. I thought he was probably lying and not so nice after all, so I kicked him in the junk. But he just smiled and came right there so I ran away.