Prizes!

Teen, I missed your post there just by a second. Try clearly conveying exactly which obscene noun I am, as petitionspot in censoring you. Yeah, I know. It's not very b-i-t-c-h-i-n of them. Try again.

You -are- a vaginahead, aren't ya? Well, with our many signatures it looks like we should be personally delivering this kitty to the recipient's door.

Hahaha! Good one, anto!

Whoa, wait. What? Not the Morgan York from Cheaper by the Dozen? Right?

Hey freewebs.com, come here and let me plug up that hole in your head to keep your sense of humor from falling out.

Yet another petition poster who underestimated the raw, no holds barred brutality of the internet.

Hahaha! Actually, I didn't say I had anything better to do. It's 3:00 am right now and I've been awake for about 30 hours. The bars are closed, and everyone I know is asleep. So there's little else to do but yell at my television and wander the internet. I'll go easy on you for now, Nicole. Your grammar suggests you're probably still a child. As does your alternating capital letters in the petition title. Though you swear like a grizzled old sailor. Not like a cheerleader. Fucking teenagers...

Err, that's not what I meant.

Okay then, a truce it is.