Crazy petition Orwell, err I mean Nimble.

Then all the shallows hopes of America would come crashing down! All, except the most hardcore of the emotionally masochistic, would realize that celebrities aren't gods. They're people! And they're pampered, milk-fed people used to lemon water and non-fat lattes. If you made Chad Murray a cappuccino he would probably take a sip, then spew it all over you shouting "The fuck!? I said with SOY milk, bitch!". Stick to regular people. They're a world full of flaws too, but at least there's more of them with the right priorities.

Good enough for Disney? You make it sound like you -don't- believe Disney is the root of all evil. You should look into their history and scandals. Disney leads to the dark side.

I can't believe no one has torn you a new ******* yet. You're suggesting rationing tobacco? Look, if YOU need someone to hold your hand when you take a piss, then you should really work that out in a private arrangement. People, or the state of Florida in this case, are not a throng of glassy-eyed five year olds who need to be coaxed through life. What's good for you, isn't necessarily good for everyone else. And if someone wants to help themselves to a second helping of tobacco, they're damn well entitled to.

You ass. That case isn't about parenting, it's about Washington's privacy laws. No charges were filed against the mother who eavesdropped on her daughter's conversation. The Supreme Court's only ruling was to not allow the information the mother gathered concerning a crime to be admitted as evidence in a criminal case. Frankly, I don't think the people of Washington state should have to worry about thier neigbors listening in on their phone conversations. Raise your kids however you want, so long as you keep it within the home.