i work at a 7-11 in downtown Chicago and I was working midnight shift one night and this MOTHERFUCKING KOALA comes in wearing a burlap trenchcoat and start thinking "okay, trouble" and he's like "gimme a pack of marlboro" and I go to get it for him and he shoves a gun RIGHT IN MY FACE and tells me to empty the cash register. i asked him why, "WHY?" i kept saying, and he's just like "motherfucker, i NEEDS me that eucalyptus leaf, bitch" and then he pistol-whipped me and that's the last thing i remember. FUCK KOALAS