WHAT ABOUT THE CATS? YOU WANT CATS TO BE ABUSED DO YA!?

Hey, not all blondes are dumb! Just look at Deb Harry... she RAWKS!

Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the "lost Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars." The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place. It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same. How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't al...

Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the "lost Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars." The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place. It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same. How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't al...

Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the "lost Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars." The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place. It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same. How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't al...

FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU PEOPLE ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS!!!! DIDN'T YOU READ MY LAST POST???!?!?!?!?! IT'S A FUCKIN HOAX!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID AND IGNORANT!!! STOP SIGNING THIS STUPID PATHETIC PETITION! Ahem. THat is all.

I don't support this petition. Fuck you, dear. :) We don't tell you what to eat, we just SUGGEST you don't eat animals. Have we ever said "you must do..." bla bla bla? No. So stop the anti-peta petition. By the way, how exactly were you planning to "stop" PETA? Shut it down? In your dreams, baby. PETA forever! xo Tara

Uh, yeah. Whatever, Eaden. For the record, I don't like GC anymore. Their latest album was a disappointment; boring, whiney crap. However, I do like MCR and I object to you calling them posers. You are being no better than I was when I was 13 calling Hilary Duff a poser. I'm so over this petition, and as you can see, I haven't updated in AAAAAGES. Trust me, I am no longer interested in killing Hilary Duff. You want me to AIM you? Pu-leeze. And now, as a throwback to those immature days... Fuck you, Eaden. You can't tell me what to do. And you always win disagreements? Correct me if I'm mistaken, darling, but I believe it's game, set, match: Alex. Zing, you got served, biatch.

KFC is cruel to animals. They should at least adhere to the bare minimum of PETA's expectations.