Against Flamers?
One time at band camp I really had to go poop really bad but I was afraid to use the main bathroom cause I was really nervous abot dropping my drawrs around the other people. So I held on for 3 days but couldn't take it anymore. So I decided to empty my bowls in the bushes. after dropping my load I realized I had no toilet paper, so I had to resort to leaves. The leaves not only did not properly clean up the leftovers on my bum, but also gave me a rash. The moral of my story: Don't ever fucking go to band camp.