You would have to be a real dumb shit to be coerced into signing a false confession. Dumb shits belong in prison where they can't inflict their stupidity on others. And Preston is a last name. Stupid fucking Americans. You guys can't even spell. Just build a fence around yourselves and stay out of everywhere else, especially Australia.
Actually, seals are clubbed to retain their vital oils, making their skin perfect for frying but with that crisp outer surface. Another way to ensure the seal meat is tender is to anally stun them.