I do sort of hate pigeons, but then I like animals and that means respecting all of them so, whatever. But anyhoo, my late dad used to belong to a racing pigeon club, in which homing pigeons competed to get back to their stupid lofts in the guy's backyards. He would spend many weekends during the racing season sitting by the window or on the back porch, just waiting for one of the 'rats with wings' to come back so he could take their leg band off and stick it in the timer machine and prove that the little shitsack got back some minutes before another guy's one. They were handicapped by how far the house was from the release site, like Las Vegas or Lordsburg or whatever (we live in Tucson, AZ) but it is such a stupid hobby that he wasted YEARS practicing, and he cared about the darn pigeons more than he did us 5 kids. His precious purebred pigeons were bred together, and the ordinary pigeons were called 'commies' and they didn't want them around getting with...

As much as I hate paying that much for gas, I think high prices are good if they make us drive less and encourage some folks to walk or bike sometimes, and get dummies to STOP buying SUV's and that ****.

Au contraire, this year with CHRIS ROCK bit the big one and we need to BRING BACK BILLY C. Right away! He made it better with his parodies and songs and we feel at home with him. I AGREE the show is becoming WAAAAY too predictable and I think the OSCAR voters should DELIBERATELY NOT vote for the favorite in some categories so it will be a shock and pleasant surprise. For example, JAMIE FOXX was SO expected to win that it would have been spectacular if he HADN'T, as it was just an 'IMITATION' of Ray Charles, really, and he cheated with rubber eye covers and didn't even do his own singing like Sissy Spacek did in 'Coal Miner's Daughter'.

Gay guys should be able to have babies and you know where they would come out,ooh. But anyway, men do get fat when their wives do, a 'sympathetic pregnany' which is just an excuse to pig out like the wife is. Also, men do much less housework and the jobs they do are usually ones that only have to be done once in a while, like once or twice a month or even once or twice a year, like cutting the grass or changing the cooler pads and such. Washing the car, now THAT they will do at least once a week and wish they could do it more often, lol. And when a guy does a hard chore, like cleaning the house, he makes a big production out of it and then NEVER DOES IT AGAIN, LOL! Jay Leno said that about his dad, and it is SO TRUE in my experience. My older brother made a big deal about cleaning the house when my mom was in the hospital, said that 'cleaning was satisfying and you saw the results of your work, yadda yadda' and then he NEVER lifted a finger again. My dad used to race pi...