Cady, I'm done fuming. I still want to marry you, and I hope that my outburst hasn't ruined any of our plans for the future. I love you so deeply and eternally; don't give up on our hot girl-on-girl future together.

SGT... baby, this wasn't the way to tell me you want to split. I know we've been drifting apart for a while, but that doesn't make it hurt any less to find out my baby-honey's filing divorce petitions on the internet. I thought the only thing you did online was spend our savings on homosexual scrotum-fetish porn. I never expected you to break it off like this. :-( I'm so hurt.

I love the twins. They're more like props than characters. The camera-guys might as well cut to a close-up of a lamp or cardboard box. I can't wait for "7'th" Heaven to go off the air, so that I can see what crappy WB teen-sex-drama replaces it.

"Heinous Bitch from the Seventh Circle of Ugly" That's hilarious. I didn't even read the rest of the petition, but whatever you're supporting, buddy, I'm all for it too!

Dirt-eating sand. That sounds absolutely frightening. Must be what happened with the Sahara...

I like to shove my face into their gut, bite as hard as I can, and rip out whatever entrails I can manage to grip.

Aww, shucks. I guess I'm forever doomed to wait in anticiptation of what wondrous things aragorns_girl333 might have said!

Props to Jonas and his invention of the Chicken Year Conversion Calculator. I support Rumblin' Maniac and his tireless quest for tasty yet affordable chicken. Now where's my cole slaw?

It's the American Way- sue everyone for any possible reason you can scrape up for as much money as you can possibly get.

#11- Quarry doesn't rhyme with Barry. Story does. I'm not being picky, just curious if it's a regional thing or not. Barry was the name of the first man on Mars. It's prestigious.