Ban Sex
Ha ha, I know the petition maker was kidding, but it would actually be good if we could ban most porn and people having sex before marriage at least with too many people, because it is better to wait until you're wed because if you do then your spouse is the first one and you don't have to compare them with all the others and it is more special because it is just them. Also, if you did loddy doddy and everybody before, you are not going to be able to be faithful, you will be used to having a variety of lovers and it is not good for your health anyway for umpteen reasons.
Oh, and the guy who says England invented TV, well I don't know if that's true, but I rue the day that anyone DID invent it because I think it has rather ruined people now. They sit and stare at it instead of doing constructive things and talking to other people, like their family, and they see snack commercials and eat junk food and view things that they WISH they could have. By far, any good that TV...