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Smoking Kills
What a fucking twat. I hope Pierre bouvier dies a horrible death, not because he smokes, just because a fucking wanker who makes money from bitching about imaginary problems so that someone will feel sorry for him. Plus he bags the hell out of his parents just to make a cheap buck. I hope he chokes on his own bodily fluids. Fucking tool.
OMG YOU HATE SIMPLE PLAN!?1!!!1
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! Hey Fern, learn to spell you fucking retard! At least add a translation for those of us who don't speak fluent fuckwit! As to Mrs Chuck Comeau (what the fuck are you people smoking when you come up with these names by the way?) Simple plan have done something to everybody with real problems (eg, not the kind Pierre fucking Bouvier pulls out of his ass when some guy's cock isn't in the way)by not appreciating everything they have so good. What's more he bags the crap out of his parents who probably never did anything wrong (other than buying homebrand condoms on the night of the little bastard's conception). And why does he do all this? Two reasons: A: To make money B: To make people feel sorry for him So think carefully about this next time your whacking off to your copy of thier latest horrendous single. You weren't going to do anything useful for the time took you to read this message so I won't thank you for it. sincere...
Ashlee Simpson: Is she better than Jessi...
Ashlee simpson is just another one of those selfish pop-stars who complain abouthow terrible thier lives are despite having better than everyone else since they were born. She's a dumb ****ing *****.
Who Hates Simple Plan??
I am sick to the point of puking with all this "you can't insult people for thier opinions" and "if you don't like simple plan then don't listen to them" bullshit. Why the fuck shouldn't I insult the fuckers? They insult the people who gave them life and paid for everything they had growing up just to make a shitty song. Seriously think how you would feel if you were the little bitch's parents. As far as I can make out they've all had it easier than me and alot of people I know, not that I'd want to bitch about it because compared to alot of other people my problems are jackshit, and anyway, nobody gives a shit, so what's the point? And as for this "don't you have better things to do than diss a band" bullshit, when I see (or in this case hear) something that I strongly disagree with on any level I can't help wanting to tell everyone how much it pisses me off (and the answer to your question is no, I don't have a...
PETITION TO BAN DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES FRO...
I couldn't agree more. This show is just like the OC-A big budget prime-time soapie posing as something better.
ANIMAL LOVERS HELP STOP BONSAI KITTEN
This is the sickest thing I have heard of or seen in a long, long time. There is no question that it should be illegal.
Anti Good Charlotte..... Welcome GC hate...
Just imagine it, myriads of teenage girls squealing in excitement as Good Charlotte bash out thier lame, whiny "tunes". Suddenly, a cry of "What's that awful fuckin' rackit?!" and out leap the miraculously reunited and rejuvinated Sex Pistols, thier instruments and limbs connecting Violently with Good Charlotte's faces and spectacularly small testicles. It's all over in a matter of moments and true punk rules again. I had this dream a few nights ago. It was awesome.
CANCEL THE OC!!!!
Sorry jen Romand, but yor home town and the show based on it suck balls.
Petition to get a movie made of Thor
Yeah, they should totally make a movie about colonel Sanders, or alternatively one about the crazy frog taking over the world.
Let's ask Oprah to expose Puppy Mil...
Hooray! Oprah will save the world again! Thank the Lord for prime time T.V! You sad, impressionable people.

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