This show sucked the big one.

I Hate Scientologists!

What the fuck is up with that acronym. DLR... he sounds like a chemical company, probably makes less money, in short.. my life is better than his.

A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

I support this petition.

Why don't those that support the petition go and beg for the elephants instead?

DAVES FIRED ASSHOLE.. YOUR PETITION IS A JOKE

No beacuse then they would make no money silly