Duh! I'm George Bush. I'm a idiot. I look like a monkey-man. I wanna eat some wieners; see my puckered lips ready to wrap around them wieners? I'm great - I run the whole world and I can do whatever I wanna do. My butt-buddy, Dick Cheney, likes my hairy tushy. We make glorious love on the floor in the Oval Office. I tell him to put it in my oval orifice.