Let me ask you, Goddess, would you be saying how awful it was if the city of Pittsburgh started enforcing stricter laws against selling heroin to children? That might as well be what you're complaining about, because nothing but wonderful, progressive things can come from dragging the firefighters from their shit-caked stations and, in a glorious display of poetic justice, burning their stinking firehouses to the ground. That's a trick question, anyway, since most firefighters sell heroin to children.