ORLANDO BLOOM IS SO GOD DAM HOT!!!! RIGH...
I don't really think he's hot; I don't know why I'm signing this. I guess, just he's sorta good looking with massive pecks and those elf ear i just wanta touch em. I don't think he's hot though; I mean, if i were a girl I'd totally think he was hot. In fact, I'd wanna have sex with him long into the night. I'd probably try to seduce him, at his house. I'd bring some candles, " hey Orlando, I know I used to be a boy, but with my sex change operation we can finally be together." That's what I'd say, you know if I were a girl, but since I'm not a girl and I don't have 8000 for major cosmetic suregery I just wanna say I think he's really cool, and I really can't wait for his next movie to come out on dvd. I just wanna fast forward and rewind the steamy blacksmith working those coals.