You're all dumb, impressionable, hippy retards if you think internet petitions actually count for anything in the real world.

You're all sheep if you listen to the JB. They're a crap band listened to by retard emos and preppy whores. They need to be tortured and killed and so do their listeners.

I THINK AVATAR IS A PRETTY COOL GUY, EH KILLS FIREMANS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!

For every signature this petition gets, excluding my own, I will hunt down and slowly and painfully kill a single animal. If you care about animals as much as you say you do, you will NOT sign this. I'll be checking every half hour or so with my knife ready and my car ready to drive the the woods. You have been warned.

You guys shouldn't be playing if you're too dumb and poor to afford a small fee. And if your parents won't pay for it, then shut your stupid ugly faces up and listen to them. Dumbasses.

All you fags would just be whining about hard work if you had a REAL job that doesn't involve sucking your mommy's breasts for milk or washing dishes. Fags.