Are you kidding? Fall Out Boy is basically the record industry shoving its collective cock down our throats. My Chemical Romance would suck less if they didn't take themselves so goddamn seriously. Both sing a bunch of meaningless songs (and don't get me wrong, meaningless songs can be fun to listen to if the lyrics at least aren't shitty) which appeal to a braindead demographic of pathetic white suburbanite teens who like to think of their pampered lives as being troubled. Excuse me while I go barf.

As a musician and a citizen who believes that institutions of learning should provide the most thorough experience for their students, I support this petition to keep FIU's marching band active. I understand that FIU has severe financial strains, but believe that there are ways to work around them to provide their students with the heralded American tradition of the college marching band.