I myself am a LaVeyan Satanist and for you MORONS out there you will know LaVeyans believe Satan is merely a balancing force of nature, a symbol of the CoS. Satanists don't hurt people who don't deserve it, they have no blood rituals or whatever, they believe good and evil are misconceptions and Christianity is pretty stupid because it goes against human desires such as lust. But to the person who wrote this petition: YOU FUCKING RULE!

Morons. God and Satan do not exist. Satan is a SYMBOLY of the CoS,which is NOT evil. Christians are fricking stupid. Hitler had millions of innocent people burned and you call him evil. God suppoisedly sent those very people to Hell to burn forever, and you call him good. And he continues to brainwash you and forces you to act against your nature by loving EVERYONE, even those who dont deserve love. God forces you not to act out on your hatred, and God expects his followers to believe his psychotic followers' writings are the truth.

I am a LaVeyan Satanist! I am my own God and all religionists made up a good and an evil etiny to scare people into being good. HAIL SATAN! and Hail Emo People as well!

Goths and Emo kids rock. Not all of them are Satanists, but if possible I would change THAT. And Avril is punk the day MTV stops playing mainstream bull. Hail Satan and Emo Boys!