Hey, guys! Jesse McCartney here! I just finished reading all of these terrible comments about me and I've decided that I really AM terrible. To all those schoolgirls who tried to support me, thanks, but we lost the battle (if you just give me your phone number, I'll make you my bitch). I listened to my CD just ONCE and lost hearing in my right ear. I'm typing this out on my porch in the hot sun and my plastic face is melting and it's dripping all over my keyboard. I've noticed there are a lot of people who want to kill me, so I'm going to make it easier for all of you. I've decided to kill myself (you all can expect my death on January 15, 2006). I know that if I kill myself, you all can sleep peacefully tonight. Aren't I a nice gay, I mean, guy? Oh yeah, and by the way, I'm coming out with one more CD entitled "My balls are hairy and fully-functional." Thanks, and have a good day. -Jesse McCartney PS.: Don't forget those...

I do not support this petition, you cunt. You fuck. You bitch. You shit. You prick. You pussy. You asswipe. You dipshit. I'll cut off my dick, swallow it, shit it out, and eat it again, and shit it out again. Bitch.

Um, guys...I'm one person. I'm both Jesse McCartney AND Aaron Carter. From time to time, I'll be Stevie Brock.

Who the fuck are those two people in the picture?

Hey CHRISTA?! Too afraid to write back you little cunt fucker?

Stop using the fucking * symbol and swear!! You little fuckers.

I support this petition.

Holy crap, Jesse McCartney could NOT sing to save his life. My sister listened to him on the radio and asked me "What's the name of the girl who's singing?"

I support this petition.

I'm 4 years old and I smoke everyday before preschool starts.