Ahem...I took off a couple days early from my usual five weeks of vacation just to deal with all these whiny people, we get them food and water in just four days and yet all they can do is complain, hell I even tried gettin' Rush to send a nice stash of narcotics to all the addicts, but hehe , must've got lost in transit somewhere, now i'm mobilizing all the armies of compassion and I even got up on a Sunday morning to go down to Red Cross headquarters and shake some hands, what more do you want? P.S. Y'all realize that between this and that dumbass with the dead son in Iraq this really made my vacation less pleasant than it should've been

Don't forget to include the crack pipe, and be sure I'm smirking like I always do when I exterminate lots of innocent civilians.

I'll call Congress into special session for this bull$h1t, but if there's a bunch of Neeeegros dying in Nawlins, why should I care? Most of them didn't vote for me, and if they're not volunteering for Iraq, I've got no use for 'em.