Would it require invading a country to free Sarah?

Viva Bush!

Auch ich schließe mich der Petition an! Sholvar muss weg! Das kann ich nur unterstützen!

No punk! No rap! How 'bout ska?

Why don't you niggers just calm down already. In 1977, I was sniffin' some 'yay' with y'all, and there wasn't no nigger hate then!

I love you guys so much. I love you so much that I started the war.

Hey Britney, I gotta say right off the bat that im a huge fan. Love the Toxic video even though Laura gets mad when I watch it! I DO IT ANY WAY! Now back to the matter at hand. As President of the free world I have to make a lot of tough decisions. The war for one. Having to go back for english classes. All hard stuff. But I gotta tell you that once I make my decision I feel SO much better. I guess what im trying to say is you can do better than this Kevin fellow. To me he looks like a freeloader. Kinda like the illegal aliens. And thats just not American. Do the right thing Britney and leave this guy. He's no good. Now I gotta get back to work. God Bless you and America!

I support this petition.

Fuckin' terrrrrrorists.

I support this petition.