Ashlee Simpson needs to get raped by a group of violent skinheads. that would put her in her place.

Writing in ALL CAPS is the QUICKEST way to hell, dude. A eternity of sodomy awaits (have fun!). xx

Sean Penn we have a spot next to your father in hell here waiting for you. You children will be raped and murdered by a pedophile, but he will not have to die in electric chair. You should be happy because you are against death penalty! Looking forward to meeting you here! Satan PS Thanks for helping me spread evil Sean!

I hate Hilary Duff too, she is a little fucking whore and she belongs here in hell so all us demons can fucking rape her up the ass till she cums out BLOOD! After that, we will get the souls of Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears and force all three of them to have a threesome sex together! All other pathetic teeny girls belong in hell with us, as do all the dick licking males who support them! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I only allow the most shit full fuckers to suck my cock and "fuck all yall" is on my list after Hitler.

What kind of person makes a petition like this? A fat, ugly, bald 40 year old virgin thats who.See ya in hell. Loser.

I need you people to smoke and don't listen to GOD, He lied to you I am not evil. Don't go to church YOU CAN'T SMOKE THERE California is dumb exept for the queers that take it up the ass.

EMO BOYS are going to hell in a handbasket full of lube. Why would man himself want to wear tight pants? Does he want to show that sexy "man bulge" he's got going on down below? If that's the case then welcome to hell. PREPARE FOR A LIFETIME OF ETERNAL SUFFERING!!!!

YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME, YOUR ALMIGHTY RULER OF HELL!! THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!!! GOD IS NOTHING, GOD IS WEAK! I AM THE ALL-POWERFUL RULING ENTITY!!! ALL SHALL SUFFER!!!!

#1 satan represents indulgence, instead of abstnence! #2 satan represents vital existance, instead of spiritual pipe dreams #3 satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit! #4 satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates! #5 satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek! #6 satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires! #7 satan represents man just as another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all 4's, who, because of his "divine spiritual & intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all! #8 satan represents all of so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! #9 satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!