i suck im an overweight b*tch! Im dating a guy over 9 years older than me and I love my sister so much its sick! My best friend is Paris Hilton cuz shes a slut like me. I paid myself into Harvard theres no way I could get into an Ivy League University have you heard my vocab. during interviews all i say is "like" after every word. Im failing of course but you im just paying the professors. I'm so stupid I cant even get into college (one that accepts 70%).