Let men dress up like women. That way we know who the fags are so we can kick their ass.

Country Music is goth music. That is why they called Johnny Cash 'The man in black'.

System of the Down have the same musical qualities as a cat vomiting.

Stop telling me how to write my books! If in my new book, I want to set Harry Potter up with Hagrid, it will happen. If I want Harry Potter to be killed by Voldemort and have all the muggles eliminated, it will happen. If I want Harry Potter to go mental with an AK-47, it will happen. If I want 268 pages to be nothing more than an extremely descriptive rape scene involving Ron and Herminone, it will happen. Fuck the censors! Tentacle rape, necrophilia with Dumbledore, Harry Potter turning to the dark side (I stole that term like I do with all 'my' ideas), Ginny cutting herself and posting the pictures online (something my auidence of freaks can relate to) I don't give a fuck. It will be my last book so I could write as much shit as I want. Hell, with all the pre-orders, I could write utter drivel for 7262 pages and still makes millions. Wait, I do that anyway. Mwahahaha!!! Make me rich you Fuckers.

No good bands came out of Britpop. No good bands have come out of Britian. No bands are good. It's all about the classical composers.