http://www.petitionspot.com/listpetitions/health Petitions that are categorized as Health Fri, 12 Dec 2003 07:0:37 CST en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/thecure/ Fri, 12 Dec 2003 07:0:37 CST Simple. Anyone caught doing the meth dance gets a bullet in the head. Thankyou. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/sex/ Tue, 16 Dec 2003 02:0:12 CST Sex is a disgusting practice, which only leads to war. BAN SEX NOW! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/freezharin/ Thu, 29 Jan 2004 02:0:45 CST Zharin has been wrongfully banned from the ubi forums. Biased modding has plagued our fair Corruption boards in the past, and still is an underlining factor toward the board politics that exist today. END BIASED MODDING! FREE ZHARIN TODAY! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Suethechef/ Tue, 17 Feb 2004 20:0:58 CST Alright you all, Chef Boyardee has gone too far! PR or Peppernoi Ravioli is some of the nastiest tasting junk to date. Sign this petition and help win one back for the gipper! well not the gipper but win one back for me! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumb/ Wed, 18 Feb 2004 04:0:27 CST These petitions will accomplish nothing you idiots! Let it be known http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/page/ Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:0:43 CST She does http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/L.C.C./ Wed, 3 Mar 2004 16:0:23 CST Hey, just wanna say that if boys get after school football lessons, why shouldn't the girls? Come on girls sign up! It'll be such a laugh and we may even beat the boys one day. So sign up!!!! kelz. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/L.C.College/ Wed, 3 Mar 2004 16:0:30 CST Hey guys, just wanna say that if the boys get an after school football club, then why shouldnt the girls? Come on sign up girls! It'll be such a laugh and we may even beat the boys one day!!! Sign up!! Kelz. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/lhdance/ Wed, 3 Mar 2004 18:0:02 CST Would you like a daily after school Dance class in our school?? Once a week for an hour. To keep fit but at the same time having fun and enjoying yourself?? Learning new dance routines to the latest songs by: Britney Spears, Pink, Justin Timberlake and more.. As you learn the dance routines you will be able to build up your confidence.Please Sign this petition & pass this off to other people at our school. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Sally Mc-Fuckface/ Tue, 30 Mar 2004 02:0:22 CST Sally Mc Fuckface is so cool. I'm sorry for what I did. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/poor sally/ Tue, 30 Mar 2004 19:0:20 CST Sally Mc Fuckface was a nice guy or girl of somekind until one day it was found it has aids please just 5 petitions will help it. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Fighting/ Fri, 9 Apr 2004 00:1:09 CDT Basically,it's just some dickhead who thinks he can boss everyone around at school and i for one have had enough,once i get the required amount of signatures that my friends set i can beat the crap outta the TWAT!!! so please sign it,i need to whoop this guy's ass!! picture above-the amount of money hes taken off the kids at my school...im serious! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/haagendazsandwiches/ Sat, 24 Apr 2004 06:1:33 CDT who doesn't miss the best ice cream sandwiches ever? bring them back! sure it was four bucks for two, but it was worth it! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Hartman RULES!!!!!/ Thu, 29 Apr 2004 07:1:56 CDT Dear Ba***rd aka Rupert Murdoch Release Phil Hartmens souls from your evil clutches so we may be entertained we will trade you Jimmy Fallon http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bessa/ Mon, 3 May 2004 13:1:41 CDT Hello. My name is Jon Beswetherick. I am a player at Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Since I joined from Plymouth, I have not had the best of times, but with your support I can pressurise the Gaffer into getting me a new contract. So why sign? 1)I provide quality entertainment. 2)Tho playing numerous games in the Sheffield Wednesday first team they have never won when i'm in the side. 3)I should of won the Player quiz but it was fixed. 4)No other team will sign me. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Wheeler_Out/ Wed, 5 May 2004 17:1:26 CDT Campaign for the banishing of Robert J Wheeler to the land of wind and ghosts on the grounds of public health and safety. Main manifesto points include 1. His hairy feet 2. His dubious sexual habits 3. His general hygiene standards 4. His inability to do housework 5. His penchent for shitting on desks This 5 point manifesto should be more than enough to win your signature! SIGN NOW!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/chedda/ Fri, 21 May 2004 02:1:57 CDT My Client has suffered from whiplash, insomnia, ummmm nightmares and nose bleeds since having his money snatched of him from the board formeley known as AOM. I advise a full refund and 5000 cheddar compensation claim, if this is taken to court the sum could be much higher. 7even Heavens Secatary/Lawyer http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ban pigeons/ Sat, 12 Jun 2004 23:1:54 CDT They are everywhere, but what are their uses? Why the hell do they exist? They just shit on you, and on your car. Bloody flying rats. Sign the petition! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/lagcheats/ Thu, 17 Jun 2004 01:1:30 CDT In the interest of maintaining both a fair and reputable league setting in SSCU Trench Wars, we, the undersigned players of the zone, wish to petition for the permanent removal of the player Sika from all of Trench Wars Leagues. It is our belief that Sika, whether he in fact cheats or not, brings a large amount of instability to the league. His certainly questionable issues regarding lag are the cause of a great amount of unrest amongst a large portion of those participating in the league. We believe that by permanently barring him from any league play, we can once and for all quell all of the disruption that he has caused to date. It is understood by the undersigned players that banning Sika from Trench Wars Leagues is an action that is not easily justified. Lacking concrete evidence that he does in fact cheat, we are still firm in our request that he be permanently barred. It is our belief that denying the privelege of one player to participate in the league is a fair trade off in order to achieve a more fair and reputable league for the many other players who participate. To reiterate, we, the undersigned players, petition the Trench Wars Leagues Ops to consider the permanent remove of the player Sika from all of Trench Wars Leagues. We thank you for your consideration in this matter, and may we all do our best to ensure the continuing success of Trench Wars Leagues. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/banabortion/ Wed, 23 Jun 2004 21:1:15 CDT This is a petition to ban abortion. Not only does it take a life of an unborn child it also takes away the chance of a hopeful family in adopting a newborn baby. Please sign this petition to stop this cruel murder. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tincupannie/ Thu, 24 Jun 2004 21:1:05 CDT Ann "TINCUPANNIE" Atkinson has been a tough competitor the last 2 years in our Championship Golf League (Yahoo! fantasy golf). She has enjoyed playing each week with us, and we have enjoyed her playing with us. Unfortunately, recently the fantasy golf world has taken a back seat to something much more important her life, her health. On June 22, 2004 Ann was diagnosed with CANCER. She is currently in the hospital as she attempts to defeat her greatest competition yet. Hopefully she will win this battle as quickly and painlessly as is possible. Knowing Ann, she will really appreciate any support you can give her. So if you are reading this, regardless of whether you know her or not, please take a moment to sign and leave a get well wish. Thanks. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Breeding Test/ Wed, 30 Jun 2004 17:1:12 CDT We, the undersigned, wish to make clear that we believe that a mandatory Intelligence Quotient (IQ) exam, as well as an Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI)/Computerized Axial Tomography (CAT) scan be required prior to procreation. We believe that this will cause intelligence among the species to increase, as well as decrase insanity. We thank you. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Procreation Test/ Wed, 30 Jun 2004 18:1:23 CDT We, the undersigned, wish to make clear that we believe that a mandatory Intelligence Quotient (IQ) exam, as well as a Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI)/Computerized Axial Tomography (CAT) scan be required prior to procreation. We believe that this will cause intelligence among the species to increase, as well as decrease insanity. We thank you. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/This-is-a-health-risk-to-your-IRCin-lives!/ Fri, 23 Jul 2004 13:1:22 CDT If you didn't relises RV and his son has been up and down like a yo-yo also like him and his son. The server is up one day and down the next, all togeather about twice a week and they cant blame it on traffic pfft, by far there are alot bigger servers which dont go down as often. Looks like the DNS servers are playing up, why? Being attacked? *Away at a orgy? Hell no! It's bad staffing. [ Global (user@services.razorville.co.uk) ] [Logon News - Jul 16 2004] Over the course of the weekend, you may have difficulty connecting via irc.razorville.co.uk. If this is the case, please use /server 69.50.163.192. Thanks Why should we connect to the IP if the domain resolves there? Dont ask me! Anyways this is a Q to the owner, Who accually pays for RV? Because I have heard that TG (TheGame) Doesn't or infacts pay a small fee. But like MD (Mediadriven) All free! How do I know MD (Mediadriven) was all free? It's like a circle of shit which goes around. Got problems connecting to RV (RazorWilly) Why not choose a new server and stake a claim to your nickname. Thanks, TheOneAndOnly! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/aluk/ Sat, 31 Jul 2004 06:1:13 CDT Is it about time AL UK was pensioned off from MOH? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ACIstripforus/ Fri, 6 Aug 2004 11:1:06 CDT i want aci to strip for the success of my website http://hedr0x0rsite.4t.com go check it out it pwns http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/berret/ Sat, 7 Aug 2004 09:1:39 CDT Berret is too stinky he needs to take a shower at least every other day. His stinkyness is efecting his health. Sign this petition to show that berret should be clean!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/crap/ Thu, 19 Aug 2004 14:1:15 CDT Holy cow, my insides are going to burst! Thank you business cafeteria food. It's going to take more than immodium to stop this one! Sign my petition to acknowledge my intestinal difficulties. Heres some eye candy to make you sign my petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/sk8parkmteliza/ Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:1:36 CDT There are so many bmx riders and skaters in mt eliza with nothing to do. There has been some discussion about a skatepark but I dont think anything is being done about it. I, and im sure many other people would love to have a skate park in mt eliza, it would be a great place to meet with friends, have fun, and ride or skate. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/support/ Wed, 25 Aug 2004 04:1:59 CDT Please support groups trying to help people infected with hiv/aids. please send money to scientists trying to find a cure to this virius. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fruitloops/ Thu, 2 Sep 2004 22:1:59 CDT This world needs for fruit-loops..they're so colorful and fruity and fun! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/StopTexasSmoking/ Sat, 4 Sep 2004 05:1:21 CDT This is a petition to stop smoking in the Whole state of Texas. it is unhealthy and would probably bring polution down a little. The undersigned is agreeing to the petition. THANKS! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/smokingillegalinUS/ Sat, 4 Sep 2004 21:1:00 CDT Smoking cigarettes are bad for you, you can get cancer, and die. Make smoking illegal, stop making cigarettes, and save lives! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GROHD/ Tue, 7 Sep 2004 23:1:39 CDT I think that Hilary Duff is the suckiest actress in all of tinseltown! She can't act (she does a lot of sighing), and she shouldn't make records (if she wants to sing, the shower is always open!). She may be pretty, but so what? Tons of other girls I see at the mall are just as, if not more so than her. I don't know how she lands so many acting/singing gigs, but it's getting on my nerves. She's never made a REAL film, like Keisha Castle-Hughes, or Julia Roberts. Those are quality actresses who made it to the top the long, but right way. HD has no future at all, so she better be prepared to go broke, once everyone realizes what a LOSER with a capital L she is! -X http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/sk8park4mteliza/ Mon, 13 Sep 2004 11:1:19 CDT mt eliza is boring and we need a skatepark for all the skaters and bmx riders. there is nothing to do round here all day and a skatepark would be a good place to meet friends and have fun. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/maurilio/ Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:1:01 CDT Voi tutti conoscete Maurilio, grande imprenditore ? Ora LUI ha bisogno di tutti NOI, di una parola di conforto, adesso che si rende conto che non ha una donna ( forse non la vuole ?? ). Facciamo sentire la nostra voce. Troviamogli una compagna di vita, una che non gli rompa le palle, pero'... E' molto suscettibile, il ragazzo !!! Sono gradite recensioni e/o segnalazioni. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nostink/ Sat, 25 Sep 2004 07:1:06 CDT Barret is to stinky we need to have him not be stinky. by getting clean clothes every day and deordante so plz help us with this issues sign away http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/makak/ Sat, 25 Sep 2004 17:1:15 CDT terug naar under land http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bopijnteen/ Tue, 5 Oct 2004 18:1:33 CDT ik heb juist mijn teen gestoten aiaiaiaiaiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/decent_sleep/ Thu, 7 Oct 2004 00:1:19 CDT “Are you tired of having to get up early each morning, falling asleep in class and basically feeling exhausted every day? Would you prefer to start school at 9:00?” If you agree with the passage above, you should sign the “decent sleep” petition. Set up by Students of South Craven School, for the Students of South Craven School we are hoping to get over a thousand of the students signatures. Please tell your friends about this campaign, then hopefully we will have a valid claim with the school. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT http://www.decentsleep.da.ru/!!!!!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stopsmokinginsc/ Wed, 13 Oct 2004 17:1:24 CDT Stop smoking in South Carolina in the best for everyone and if that oes happen it could lead to making the USA smoke FREE!! All smoking is is health problems, spending your money, and hurting other people. Help make smoking in South Carolina illeagal and help everyone live longer, stronger,healthier,wealthier and better! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/alcoholillegal/ Sun, 24 Oct 2004 02:1:29 CDT Drinking is sick. My dad used to drink, and he would get real mean, and be mad at everybody and everything, one time he even punched a hole in the wall. Its also bad for your health. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ANTI-HILARYDUFF/ Sat, 6 Nov 2004 03:0:49 CST Stop the FLUFF KILL DUFF She is killing the music indastry and i bleve Black mailing some of our best selebs *cough*joel*cough* ANTI-HILARY DUFF ANTI-HILARY DUFF ANTI-HILARY DUFF ANTI-HILARY DUFF http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bansmoking/ Sun, 7 Nov 2004 04:0:21 CST Its too unhealthy and makes lots of people sick! YUCK! : ( http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/AWG2008/ Fri, 19 Nov 2004 17:0:49 CST Please show your support of the 2008 South Slave AWG bid http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/downwithtiber/ Mon, 22 Nov 2004 07:0:09 CST tiber is a young person and we must get him not here anymore 4 he smells. he is named after a pee river. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/breathfree4yourself/ Tue, 23 Nov 2004 16:0:00 CST Smoking is unhealthy, it has been banned from many institutions. Why not make it illegal? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/childrenobesity/ Wed, 24 Nov 2004 01:0:52 CST to many kids around the world are gettin obese maybe they think that they are really bad at sport but that can all change....some kids just need help from the right people http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Hateforsam/ Thu, 25 Nov 2004 05:0:15 CST Sign This Petition if you hate sam and you want her to die. or just hurt herself really really badly (lol) or just sign if you disagree with the followinf things: * Being a Slut *Sleeping with boyfriends best friends *Braging about alchol *Doing drugs and braging *Threatening people *Being fat *Lieing *Trying i repeat trying to be tough *Hated by all *Would steal your boyfriend *will flirt with anything that moves(girls included) *Thinks shes god's gift to man *did i say fat? *Bitches about her friends *plasters her hair down with spoofy moose *steals from her parents *thinks she knows everything about cars *When shes jelous she brings other people down *cause trouble for no reason *IMMATURE *smells weird *tells everyone about her sex storys *yellow teeth *chunky foundation *dresses like a skinny person . [ dont go there] * walks like she has sumthing erected in her ass *judges before knowing them *judges people on looks [ U GET WHAT U GIVE] *Laughs at nothing when people are around *Thinks she is a gangsta *has abortians then brags [ i never knew killing a child was cool?] http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/contraception/ Thu, 2 Dec 2004 15:0:02 CST En Belgique, dès janvier 2005, les pilules contraceptives ne seront plus remboursées. Nous trouvons cela inadmissible car la contraception doit rester accessible à tous. Pour cela nous avons créé une pétition et nous organisons une manifestation LE 8 D2CEMBRE 2004 à 14 heures à la BOURSE à BRUXELLES. Faisons nous entendre!!!!!!!!!!!