http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/ Good morning. I'm going to be brief. Recently, Hollywood Scientologist and homosexual rights activist Tom Cruise maligned our perfect, infallible nation by openly expressing some negative thoughts to the foreign press. He said that the United States terrifies him, and that he wants his children to be brought up in Australia - a barren island of ex-cons, atheists, and kangaroo fetishists. A little known Congressional act from 1843 states that "whereupon a petition is signed for the removal of an individual citizenship, and that petition contains no less than 50,000 signatures by registered citizens of the United States, the citizenship of the individual shall be removed and that citizen shall be escorted out of the country by military force no less than 24 hours after the last signature is verified." And since Mr. Cruise would prefer that his children live outside our borders, I think I speak for all decent-minded Americans when I say that he is welcome to join them! Simply put, we don't want his kind! Sat, 21 Aug 2004 04:1:55 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig4758953 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition because I am also small.. infact thumb size! Let\'s all join the small persons party and sit round the fire on a beach! Citing! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig3392558 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig3361791 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mr Kotter,have you like accepted Satan as your personal lord and savior?Oh my gad. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig3350575 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig3265435 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST kill all libs kill tom cruise send them to the camps before they destroy america america, land of the free keep it free http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2992065 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2987068 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2986914 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST deport liberal Hollywood http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2986911 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST deport liberal Hollywood http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2959098 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Rosie O'Donnell is a HUGE Tom Cruise fan. And I mean HUGE literally as well as figuratively,lol http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2809180 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2795624 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST see ya tom! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365755 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365729 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365622 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365613 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365610 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST HELLO CHILDREN http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365602 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365596 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/GetLostTomCruise/#sig2365581 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i am his misteress and i must say I MUST SUPPORT THIS PETITION